piercelopez:

60 years from now we’ll all be in nursing homes like: *takes a sip from a dry martini* yeah i remember season four of glee *smokes cigarette* took the life right outta me, that season did *plays chess*

if i go crazy will u still call me superman

i kind of wanna write a glee fic that involves a serial killer because thats my life

princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

cheesecurl:

wonder what orange juice is made out of. it could be anything

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD